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Blackhole Research.

'Not that net!'

Late BroomStick

Snowmen Around The World...

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Buggy with Snowplow.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

"Just junk mail."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

"Airbnb?"

Scuba Diving Devil

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.