Wormhole Wanderers Gifts

Blackhole Research.

'Not that net!'

Late BroomStick

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Buggy with Snowplow.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

Scuba Diving Devil

"Just junk mail."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Please use other dimension.