Wormhole Adventurer Gifts

GPS in Outer Space

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Vacation Bus Photo

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Desert Roundabout

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Common Dolphin

Airport

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

Fishbowl Rebellion

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."