Wormhole Enthusiast Gifts

NASA decided to use earth worms to make wormholes in space...

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Dissectum Paniculata

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'Where are you going?'

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"We just need more wiggle room."

Worm Appreciation Society!

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Please use other dimension.

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

Worm humour

Blackhole Research.