Manhole Enthusiast Gifts

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

We're putting on a subtraction.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"Gesundheit!"

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"This is my urban man cave."

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

Why he always make pictures of him food?

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

The Shed - commonly used as a male retreat.

"Kip paints caves."

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

Oil Workers

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

"Man cave? You think too small."

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

'You're right - it is a an early Status Quo gig.'