Manhole Enthusiast Gifts

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"Gesundheit!"

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"This is my urban man cave."

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

"Kip paints caves."

The Shed - commonly used as a male retreat.

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

Oil Workers

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

"Gee, my first man cave!"

Archaeologists

"Man cave? You think too small."