Water Testing T-Shirts

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

Neptune

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"We wish we could drink the water."

"I'm addicted to water."

Mine problems

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

UK sewage dumps

'We won't know how many diapers it takes to soak up a bathtub full of water until we get more diapers.'

The Hudson River School of Art.

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

Water.

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

'I know, I know. I know. It was my turn to change the water filter. You don't have to keep reminding me.'

Minnesota ground water

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

The Source of all water

'It's a cheeky little wine!'

"Bottled or tap?"