Water Testing Gifts

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

Neptune

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"We wish we could drink the water."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Mine problems

"I'm addicted to water."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

UK sewage dumps

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

The Hudson River School of Art.

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

'We won't know how many diapers it takes to soak up a bathtub full of water until we get more diapers.'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Water.

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

'I know, I know. I know. It was my turn to change the water filter. You don't have to keep reminding me.'

Minnesota ground water

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

The Source of all water

'It's a cheeky little wine!'

"Would sir care to see the water list?"

"Bottled or tap?"