Water Tasting Enthusiast Gifts

"Still sparkling"

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'A cheeky red?'

Sauvignon Bonk

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Bring your own inflatable.

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

Bacchus.

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

'Man...You age great!'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"I think it stopped breathing."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."