Water Fountain Critics Gifts

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"I like fountains very much!"

Water-works.

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

The Fountain of Youth.

Man gets covered in fountain water as his dog shakes himself dry.

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

Ban Low Flow Toilets.

I've reversed the aging process,,,

Bar - Now serving 24 Hours - Customer to bar man - 'I want to get as wasted as you look'.

"Yeah, but can you turn sparkling water into champagne?"

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Fountain of youth. Fountain of intelligence

"I think you'd better switch the water feature off."

'He sort of grows on you, I suppose.' - 'Like warts.'

Water Gardening: A fountain is certain to provide endless delight.

'Best living statue I've seen.'

Lucia di Lammermoor sees ghost

'I can't get the childproof cap off.'

The amazing fountain of however old you happen to be.

'She hates getting her feet wet.'

Bottled Water

We've got to do something about this terrible drought - I want you to all go home and wash your cars.

'Men are such suckers for a new water tank!'

"My other car has lower emissions."

"I TOLD you they have hard water around here."

Fountain of Youth

'Ozonhole!'