Fountain Appreciation Gifts

The Fountain of Youth.

"Smokey The Tree"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Brickie's Mate

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

"I like fountains very much!"

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Water-works.

Amongst the rush.

Beer

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

The Wellington Statue.

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

Man gets covered in fountain water as his dog shakes himself dry.

'Sorry, I'm so busy I don't have time to stop and smell the roses...'

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

'Dang vandals.'

'Cloudy beer! Global warming!'

the statue

'It's a mystery son! Every winter, they build these statues: They must have important cultural significance...'

'Best living statue I've seen.'