Fountain Enthusiast Gifts

Water-works.

Water Gardening: A fountain is certain to provide endless delight.

Pipe Dream.

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Lifesaver!

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

'...and this is the water garden...'

A family playing in the sea

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"I like fountains very much!"

Children playing around a water pump

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Freddie's water

"I thought it was deeper here."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'Oi! '

'I hear voices in my head.'

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

The Fountain of Youth.