Fountain Enthusiast Pillows

Water-works.

Water Gardening: A fountain is certain to provide endless delight.

Pipe Dream.

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'...and this is the water garden...'

A family playing in the sea

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"I like fountains very much!"

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

"I thought it was deeper here."

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'Oi! '

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

The Fountain of Youth.

Spring Water

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'