Fountain Fanatic Pillows

"I like fountains very much!"

Fountain of youth. Fountain of intelligence

Man gets covered in fountain water as his dog shakes himself dry.

Fountain of Youth

'Best living statue I've seen.'

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Larry's used art

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Italica

The last song before the party exploded.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Champagne Charlie.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Joseph and his coat

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Sales

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Printers

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

Water-works.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon