Fountain Pen Fanatic Pillows

'They were a retirement gift.'

Writing.

"He's a little slow, but a lot more reliable than the copier."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Italica

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Je Suis Charlie

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"I like fountains very much!"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Tortured Plank

School of Arts and Sciences.

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Water-works.

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)