Fountain Pen Fanatic Pillows

'They were a retirement gift.'

Writing.

"He's a little slow, but a lot more reliable than the copier."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Italica

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Sign Reform

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Biro Diversity

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Je Suis Charlie

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I like fountains very much!"

Tortured Plank

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

Water-works.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'