Fountain Pen Buffs Pillows

'I'm really thirsty, Grandpop, and dad said you have a fountain pen!'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Get on with it!

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Early accounting scandals.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Vincent Van Goth.

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

A monument gets down from his plinth.

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

I love Fountain Pens

National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).

Dinosaur scared of a mouse.

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

"I stand corrected. There ARE such things as stupid questions."

'Well, if you could make fire like those ape-like creatures, we would still be at the top of the food chain...'

Art Gallery

A stone age tire swing

"Don't forget to save your work."

"I'll be honest with you Leo, I was expecting a more enigmatic smile."

"When you've finished, could you do another for me?"

Pieter Bruegel the Elder

Writing.

A writer falls asleep over their manuscript

A man nearly trips over a giant pen.

Mine