Fountain Fanatics Gifts

The amazing fountain of however old you happen to be.

Larry's used art

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Italica

Bees SOS

Quills - Sizes 1-9

NASA Special

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Sales

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Cow Pollen

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

"I like fountains very much!"

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

'I'm going to dictate a stern letter of reprimand for Watkins, but let's soften the blow with a Comic Sans font.'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

Water-works.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

I may not have the best pickup lines in the world, but when was the last time you saw cursive lettering in a word balloon?

Bees are famous for being busy, but they always take time to smell the flowers!

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.