Fountain Fanatics Gifts

The amazing fountain of however old you happen to be.

Larry's used art

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Italica

Bees SOS

Quills - Sizes 1-9

NASA Special

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Sales

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Cow Pollen

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

"I like fountains very much!"

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

Water-works.

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.