Fountains Gifts

"I like fountains very much!"

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

Lucia di Lammermoor sees ghost

Pipe Dream.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

Water-works.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

The Fountain of Youth.

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Lighting a Pipe

Man gets covered in fountain water as his dog shakes himself dry.

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

Master Plumber

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

Rubbish spoiling water falls

'I hate the water hazard on this hole.'

The fountain of youths.

I've reversed the aging process,,,

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

"It's not for sale."

Conductor and waterfall

"I think you'd better switch the water feature off."

'Best living statue I've seen.'

Fountain of youth. Fountain of intelligence

'I don't mumble! I babble!'