Fountains Gifts

"I like fountains very much!"

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

Lucia di Lammermoor sees ghost

Pipe Dream.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'...and this is the water garden...'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Water-works.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

The Fountain of Youth.

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Lighting a Pipe

Man gets covered in fountain water as his dog shakes himself dry.

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

Master Plumber

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

Rubbish spoiling water falls

'I hate the water hazard on this hole.'

The fountain of youths.

"It's not for sale."

I've reversed the aging process,,,

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

Conductor and waterfall

Viagra Falls.

'Best living statue I've seen.'

Fountain of youth. Fountain of intelligence