Watching Televangelists Gifts

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

Bad Influence of TV

"You wanted to miss the Matisse show."

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

"Before I share the meaning of life with Dave, let's take some calls from our viewers around the world."

A preacher of open-source software.

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content."

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

Captive Audience.

Worshiping the TV.

"J is the reason for the season."

'Greetings earthling! - Oh no, not in the middle of 'Oprah'!'

'The doctor from 'daytime television' said I've got gall stones, but I thought I'd better come to you for a second opinion.'

"We're raising money for our church so our preacher can get a new luxury jet...!"

"It means this show has been dumbed down to the level of people who couldn't pour water out of a boot, even if the instructions were printed on the heel."

"REPENT! REPENT! REPENT!"

"I don't get it. I've prayed to God to get rich just like the televangelist told me. but nothing happened."

Religious marketing, televangelist jumping out of hte TV

"I died in Buffalo."

'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.'

"A completely new concept in Television, a Vorderman free channel!!"

"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"

couldn't you have waited to the final episode of desperate housewives

'Notice they never speak in tongues when they're asking for money.'

Religious TV

'Thank you for welcoming us into your...'

"The cable's out, do you get channel 6?"

"She's addicted to televangelists."

'Why don't we just get rid of the TV?'

City Dump: Garbage/Metal/Reality TVs