Watching Soap Operas Gifts

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"This should be an interesting case...it's a class action paternity suit!"

'Sorry, Dear, but I was so emotionally drained watching 'soaps' that I couldn't get supper.'

As the Dryer Spins

Anti-bacterial Soap Opera.

"Tia Carmen, your telenovelas are so crazy."

"Now he loves soap operas and romance songs. What happened to the unreliable, unsupportive troublemaker I fell in love with?"

"Attention shoppers...due to a scheduling conflict...the role of telenovela star Victor Guerrero is being played today by assistant produce manager Billy Joe Quiggle!"

"Thank goodness you're here, officers... Quick, change the channel. I'm missing my favorite soap opera!"

'Nurse, we're withdrawing life support.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'We can't go on meeting like this. I'm missing all my soaps.'

Middle East Enders

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

'I think this soap opera has just about had it. Now husbands and wives are sleeping together.'

The Jung and the Restless.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'I know that it's her favourite serial, but I wish your mother would get her own TV repaired.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

The best way for you not to lose your Spanish skills is to watch Spanish TV. New rule! Every Wednesday night is mandatory Spanish TV night!"

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'Einsteiners.'

University Soapflakes

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"You're never too old to learn..."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'