Soap Opera Watcher Gifts

"A lady watching General Hospital on TV wants to know if the fireman's going to be all right."

'Einsteiners.'

University Soapflakes

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"You're never too old to learn..."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

June Brown

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

Soap Opera

Wonder woman as an old person.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Rowan Atkinson,

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

Soap Opera

The Jung and the Restless.