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"A lady watching General Hospital on TV wants to know if the fireman's going to be all right."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

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"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

Wonder woman as an old person.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

The Jung and the Restless.

Rowan Atkinson,

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Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''