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'Mom! Betty lou called me a 'TWIRP' 'You are a twirp!'

'Einsteiners.'

University Soapflakes

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"You're never too old to learn..."

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

June Brown

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

Soap Opera

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

Soap Opera

The Jung and the Restless.

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''