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Larry Hagman

'Einsteiners.'

University Soapflakes

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Christmas TV...

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

"You're never too old to learn..."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

Soap Opera

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

June Brown

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

The Professionals.

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

Late Night TV

Soap Opera

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'