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"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

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"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

Late Night TV

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

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