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"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

Wait!

'...And tune in at eleven tonight for a special report on whatever happens next!'

"Attention shoppers...due to a scheduling conflict...the role of telenovela star Victor Guerrero is being played today by assistant produce manager Billy Joe Quiggle!"

"It looks like the only time I can fitness walk is at 7 pm...when my favorite telenovela starts..."

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

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Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

The Jung and the Restless.

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

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'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''