Watching Dolphins Gifts

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"They're so like us."

Bear Hugging Season Open

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Sperm Whale.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Fishing Boat Derby

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'Thar she blows!'

"What a sad species humans are!"

Watching Sea Life.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"He's a keeper!"

Dolphin

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

Whale Piñata.

'I win!'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"