Watching Dolphins Pillows

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"They're so like us."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Bear Hugging Season Open

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Fishing Boat Derby

Watching Sea Life.

'Thar she blows!'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"He's a keeper!"

"What a sad species humans are!"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Dolphin

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'I win!'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Whale Piñata.

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Whale-to-whale resuscitation