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"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Western Outfitters.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

Nannies Of The Old West

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

'If we survive this, you are totally walking home.'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

'No cowboy's tough enough to handle Cookie's grub. Just ask Wild Bill Hiccup and Wyatt Burp.'

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

'That mime artist didn't stand a chance against Black Jake.'

L'il Buckaroo.