Watching Cowboy Movies Mugs

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Western Outfitters.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

'If we survive this, you are totally walking home.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Nannies Of The Old West

John Wayne

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'No cowboy's tough enough to handle Cookie's grub. Just ask Wild Bill Hiccup and Wyatt Burp.'

'Oh, shut up!'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'He was wearing his heart on his sleeve.'

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Yup. Says he's a Shetland cowboy.

Sergio Leone