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"Where the hell am I?"

"Would you like the dollars in fistfuls?"

'Rent anything except The Unforgiven; it reminds me of my first stockbroker.'

"The guy in the black hat is the bad guy!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Baby's first two-step.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

The Not So Wild West

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Western Outfitters.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'