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'You may be the fastest gunman in the west, but I ain't afraid of you, Black Bart!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Young Gums

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Western Outfitters.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

The Lawman

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.