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"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

New Guy.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"They're comfortable."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

High Riders of the Old West

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."