Watching Corporate Dramas Gifts

"My greatest asset is my ability to tell you exactly what you want to hear."

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

University Soapflakes

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

See? This is precisely why we don't encourage office romances.

'Hoskins, I'd like to congratulate you on your leadership initiative... and if I didn't feel threatened, I'd keep you on.'

The Last Husband and Wife Team Hired

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"Bad news. I've been fired! I was mouthing silent obscenities at the boss and forgot we don't wear masks at work anymore."

You want to watch it here, a lot of back-stabbing goes on.

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'

The Professionals.

Downtrodden Abbey

"Sorry, I got that wrong. It’s wife on Line 1, mistress on Line 2."

'Oh, please! Not another of your 'my colleagues hate me' stories! I'm sure it's all in your head!'

Whistle blowers

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

"I take it this empty folder is your final and entire contribution to the project."

"For gosh sakes, Mike! Will you please quit interrupting me while I eavesdrop on Mary's gossipy remarks to Bill during Jean's important presentation?"