Corporate Thriller Enthusiasts Gifts

60 Minutes? Thank God. I thought you were from the Securities and Exchange Commission.

The MBA Draft

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

Greed.

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

Directors Meetings - Please do not disturb.

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

'Tax considerations? Regulatory climate? Labor costs? - Hell, no! We're moving our headquarters cross-country because I feel like it!'

Developing links within business.

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

'We need more points in the paint.'

'Just wanted to step in say: we have a great consulting firm on this floor.'

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

"Let's touch base again at three."

Greece - The Black Hole

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

"Now that's power."

Commercial space travel is expensive.

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Positional authority

Enron collapse starts domino effect.

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Make sure he doesn't turn his TV to any business news programs while he's here.'

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

"My greatest asset is my ability to tell you exactly what you want to hear."

'I know what you're thinking, and, no, it's not a golden parachute.'

'Does this mean no more company car?'

Dirty Deeds

"Tell "you know who" about "you know what.""

S.S, Eurozone in Mayday call

Track'em Whack'em