Waste Wisdom Gifts

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Dustbin monster.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

NYC Department of Sanitation

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

This is where Brent council sends you

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

We're polishing our brand.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

'He's a structural engineer.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

Urban Compost Heap.

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

This fast food restaurant uses recycled packaging! . . . "And recycled food!"

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

Dutch Apple Core Pie .