Waste Wisdom Seeker Gifts

"As you can see there's good money in Do Do Economics."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Feel free to take notes."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'You must heal yourself.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

FAQs.

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"