Waste-to-wealth Innovator Gifts

Where There's Muck There's Brass.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Modern kite for wind energy.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Sea weed harvest.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Solar Plant

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Dustbin monster.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'Styrofoam.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

Tree with Drain Pipe

This is where Brent council sends you

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

We're polishing our brand.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'He's a structural engineer.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'