Waste-to-wealth Innovator Gifts

Where There's Muck There's Brass.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Modern kite for wind energy.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Sea weed harvest.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Solar Plant

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Dustbin monster.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

'Styrofoam.'

Tree with Drain Pipe

This is where Brent council sends you

We're polishing our brand.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

'He's a structural engineer.'

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

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