Warm-blooded Joker Pillows

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"See how it feels"

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

A clown & his clone.

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

'A room with double beds, please.'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Hiker's right of way.

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'