Warm-blooded Joker T-Shirts

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"See how it feels"

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Hiker's right of way.

A clown & his clone.

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'A room with double beds, please.'

'At least you still think I'm great, don't you, boy?'