Warfare Wisdom With A Twist Gifts

Dangerous Mural

Putin and Zelensky

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

The Jerry Scarer

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

"Hot Pocket"

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

The Use of Cavalry

Napoleon marches off alone

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

American's Funniest Invasion Strategies.

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Iron clad sailors

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

The Sinking of the Moskva

The Unknown Military Contractor

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

Sailor and mine

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel