Warfare Rulebook Aficionado Gifts

"Spoilsports"

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

"Mam? What's love juice?"

Napoleon marches off alone

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Iron clad sailors

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

The Unknown Military Contractor

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

Sailor and mine

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

Dangerous Mural

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

The Signs of Time

A Cow Tank.

'It's C company, Sir, they've gone completely over the top.'

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

BE.. All that you can BE...

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

"I just want a plain old giant kettle of boiling oil! No foam design, no cup sleeve, no cup carrier, no lid! Got it?"

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

"It may not be a balk, but it's something."

The War Lord at the Front. A morning Tub on the Imperial Campaigning Car.

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

'Oh for Pete's sake. This ain't nuclear science, gentlemen. I'll read it one more time, but pay attention... 'the infield fly rule is in effect if there is less than two outs and runners on first and second'...'

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

Fox Holes

British Patent (applied for) The Outflanking Machine for Turning Movements

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

"I know the enemy of my enemy is my friend, but we're bombing ourselves again."

Tank

Hit Or Missler Gun

Penalty! Fifteen yards for a block in the back.