Warfare Rulebook Aficionado Pillows

"Mam? What's love juice?"

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

Napoleon marches off alone

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Iron clad sailors

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

The Unknown Military Contractor

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

Sailor and mine

Dangerous Mural

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

'It's C company, Sir, they've gone completely over the top.'

The Signs of Time

A Cow Tank.

BE.. All that you can BE...

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

"It may not be a balk, but it's something."

'Oh for Pete's sake. This ain't nuclear science, gentlemen. I'll read it one more time, but pay attention... 'the infield fly rule is in effect if there is less than two outs and runners on first and second'...'

The War Lord at the Front. A morning Tub on the Imperial Campaigning Car.

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

Fox Holes

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

British Patent (applied for) The Outflanking Machine for Turning Movements

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

"I know the enemy of my enemy is my friend, but we're bombing ourselves again."

Tank

Delayed Action Bomb Machine

Think tank: 'I think therefore I blow stuff up!'