Ward Warblers Gifts

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

So you're a mocking bird...

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Babies

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

Robotic man mowing the lawn

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

"I'd like to request a transfer from the children's ward."

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

"He's at that awkward age when they can try him as an adult."

Worm running away from hook.

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

Bee Bar

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

"...and sunny and mild for the next week. Wait. I've just been handed a revised forecast for the Whitleys' vacation."

New Covid Wave

Walrus Dentures

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

"I told you not to go out in that wind."

'Come on the weeds.'

'To see how the ward is doing you just need to use your smartphone to set up a wi-fi hotspot which you can use to download a pdf of the data.'

Tsunami surfing may not be good for beginners.

'Now I don't want you wandering over to the woman's ward.'