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Wannabe Seer Gifts
Searching for unique gifts for your wannabe seer? Explore our playful collection that combines creative charm with a touch of mystical humor. Ideal for those who love to dream, imagine, and maybe even predict the future, these items are perfect for lighting up their personality with a dash of fun and insight.
Zorro as a child.
"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"
Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One
Ill next Thursday
'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'
"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"
Nostradamus.
'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'
As Seen On TV
Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.
'I will now peek into your future, David...'
"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."
Big Medium
Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier
'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'
Wisdom for dummies
"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."
How to win Genius Grants for Dummies!
Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.
"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"
"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."
"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."
Early psychics.
'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'
A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.
Who do you think you're kidding? The cub scouts don't have a "special ops."
I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.
A young boy shaving
'I love you, Mom, but I'm going to live with the Obamas now and be the first son.'
'All signs point to yes.'
Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.
I'm emulating my dad - running around with mags like this. Looking smart...and in truth I'm just reading the funnies and the horoscopes!
Fortune Teller
'I see weapons of mass destruction!'
Wannabe Seer Gifts Collection
Wannabe Seer Mugs
Explore our collection of mystical mugs, perfect for your wannabe seer who loves a splash of humor with every sip.
Wannabe Seer Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate the dreams and imagination of your wannabe seer, adding personality to any space.
Wannabe Seer Prints
Browse captivating prints that inspire and amuse—ideal for gifting your creative, future-seeing friend.
Wannabe Seer T-Shirts
Find witty and inspiring t-shirts that complement your aspiring mystic's playful personality and love for the mystical arts.