Wannabe Pilot's Support Group Gifts

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Zorro as a child.

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

Accident-Prone Support Group.

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

My First Boat

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

Parenting Academy...I failed insemination.

More jets.

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

Graduation Day at Drone School

'Trust me, kids. Everything tastes better at the ballpark.'

'No, you can't fly the kite now...we'll be at the park soon.'

Who do you think you're kidding? The cub scouts don't have a "special ops."

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

Blue Origin

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

"I've just joined a support group for boring people."

Agoraphobia Congress

Welcome - forgetful persons anonymous.

"Your support group is in need of a support group."

"I failed insemination!"

'Don't leave the cocoon until you learn all the lessons.'

Fear of success support group.

"Well, if we're playing tackle football I'll be the coach!"