Wannabe Pilot's Support Group Prints

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

My First Boat

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

More jets.

Parenting Academy...I failed insemination.

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

Graduation Day at Drone School

'No, you can't fly the kite now...we'll be at the park soon.'

'Trust me, kids. Everything tastes better at the ballpark.'

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

"I failed insemination!"

'Don't leave the cocoon until you learn all the lessons.'

Agoraphobia Congress

"Your support group is in need of a support group."

Welcome - forgetful persons anonymous.

"I've just joined a support group for boring people."

"Well, if we're playing tackle football I'll be the coach!"