Wannabe Musketeer Pillows

'Toupee !!'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

A hunter hitting his first bird.

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

Bear watching a man trying to fish bear style.

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

In-law country

Darth/Obi-Wan pillow fight

'Son, as I can see it, your career prospects as a pirate seem to be... hm...limited!'

"What a guy!"