Bring comfort and humor together with pillows featuring martial arts-inspired designs—great for lounging after a training session or adding a playful touch to their space.
Remember how I came in on December 31st and ordered a lardo-size fudgsicle sugarbomb mocha with butter sprinkles? Well, give me another one of those. Since it's something I originally had last year, it'll be like I had this one last year too. So it won't violate my New Year's resolution. The ancient art of Time-Shift-Fu. I'm a tenth level grand master. I studied under Moe Yin, the master who created "it's not really 'cheating' if it's with an ex."
"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."
The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog
New Guy.
"What's he going to do now, break wind?"
Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
Zorro as a child.
"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"
Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!
Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One
As Seen On TV
Martial Arts
'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'
'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'
No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.
"Ohhh... He's out all right!"
'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'
Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier
'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'
'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.
"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."
"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."
Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.
Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.
"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."
'This is a crash course.'
"Ok! Not the best technique but good power!"
Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.
"So would Chuck Norris be impressed with my kick or mad about the bag?!"
Before and After Tattoos.
The Karate Master
Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?
"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."
'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'
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