Wandering Gifts

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

The experienced backpacker.

"What I like most about a nomadic life is that we don't form ties with anything or anyone. Not even with... Olga? Olga? Where are you?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Carefree luggage.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Airlines

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Snow flake

Twenty-first century baby walker

Dog walking Human.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Country Bumpkin.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Dog Crossing

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."