Wander Gifts

Carefree luggage.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The experienced backpacker.

Couple of Pikeys.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Computer Life

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Right way

Please Visit My Website: www.downonmyluck.com

"- And if you want to see the rest of my family you can check us out at www.ducks.com!"

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

Werehouses.

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

"Today is catch-your-own day."

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

'Apple maps has upgraded us from 'lost' to 'misplaced'.'

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

A man doing a reality check.

Forbidden Travel to Cuba

"I just thought I'd run the symptoms by you before I get a proper diagnosis on Google."

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.

Whenever I let my conscience be my guide, I get picked up for vagrancy. (Published originally on 8/5/2006.)

FAQs. Why is the sky blue? Why do I have to eat my peas? But why? Pt.1. But why? Pt. 2.

World tour of web pages.

'You know, the grass is greener on the other side.'

Frozen burgers... veggie burgers.