Walletectomy Warrior Pillows

Bring comfort and humor into their space with our pillows for walletectomy warriors. Soft, supportive, and perfectly cheeky, these pillows are a reminder of strength and humor.

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"It won't hurt a bit. Dr. Taxmore is doing a routine walletectomy."

"It won't hurt a bit. Dr. Taxmore is doing a routine walletectomy." mockup

"It won't hurt a bit. Dr. Taxmore is doing a routine walletectomy."

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'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?' mockup

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

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"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!" mockup

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

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Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room. mockup

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

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'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.' mockup

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

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'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!' mockup

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

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Vincent Van Goat.

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"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was." mockup

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

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'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.' mockup

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

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'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.' mockup

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

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"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains." mockup

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

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Fast Food Dieter

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'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?' mockup

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

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"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills." mockup

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

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"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!" mockup

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

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'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.' mockup

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

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"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!" mockup

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

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'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.' mockup

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

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'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.' mockup

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

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Anatomy.

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Social security.

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Too Much Plastic.

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Genie.

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"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin." mockup

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

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"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today." mockup

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

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"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...." mockup

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."

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"Please point out the problem tooth." mockup

"Please point out the problem tooth."

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He really puts his heart into it! mockup

He really puts his heart into it!

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The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery mockup

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

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'He really put his heart into it.' mockup

'He really put his heart into it.'

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'I'm prescribing magnets for your weight-loss program. They'll keep this on your refrigerator door.'

'I'm prescribing magnets for your weight-loss program. They'll keep this on your refrigerator door.' mockup

'I'm prescribing magnets for your weight-loss program. They'll keep this on your refrigerator door.'

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Feeding at the Trough

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Walletectomy Warrior Pillows Collection

Walletectomy Warrior Mugs

Looking for more ways to support your walletectomy warrior? explore our humorous and empowering mug collection tailored for resilience and humor.

Walletectomy Warrior Prints

Find inspiring prints for walletectomy warriors that celebrate strength and humor—ideal for inspiring and personal decor.

Walletectomy Warrior T-Shirts

Discover our collection of witty t-shirts for walletectomy warriors—combining comfort, humor, and empowerment in every design.